I think that my Human pet named Joe, may have lost his job. He's been sitting on my couch and watching my television for four days straight! On Monday I made him take me to the dog park all day so that I could see Tetsu and Tikaani. Tuesday was the silly class they make me go to ( I only go for the cheese). Wednesday I licked my first human baby. It tasted like chicken. Yesterday he just sat on the couch and played video games all day. He kept trying to pet me! He even brushed my teeth. UGGGHHH. If he doesn't leave today I'll be forced to kill him in his sleep tonight. There's no other way.
Superior Intellect,
Katsu Tonkatsu
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