I R Tanuki. I R Katsu's new brother. I M taking ober blog. I R.... Sorry about that hoomans. If you hadn't already guessed my hairless oaf servants bought me a new toy. They've named him Tanuki Bunbuku Chagama, it's japanese for Fatass Log who eats to Much. I'd also like to apoligize for my absence. My stoopid hoomans took away my computer access. Who knew they would get so touchy about me buying 5,000 dollars worth of bully stick s on ebay would upset them. Anyway I have to run, my ass is feeling a bit dry and I think I'm going to my Tanuki lick it for me.